When the magician changes the dollar into won, Jinki gets greedy
The shit Super Junior says: Part 2 - SNL Version
“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
8oo:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
This just turned into such a hardcore discussion about apples like what is even going on
omg i love you all
I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
^^ THIS
“just arrived in korea. LOL”
how come some ships are so big that they’re practically cruise liners and then here’s me with my otp like
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
painfully painfully painfully painfully
why don’t people fucking ship this
when minhyuk doesn't enunciate dimples correctly...
u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us
They’ll probably find this post in a decade or two and think its from one of them.
this is from 2013 you little shits
